Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Our Inner Ape

Great NPR show on a new book Our Inner Ape. The author, Frans de Waal, teaches psychology at Emery and studies primates (bonobos, chimps, and apes).

I was taking notes in the car, so these are imprecise. But he said things like:

* Like humans, primates are very sensitive to inequity. It really makes them angry. In cooperative species, the members will cooperate for a larger goal, but then they carefully watch what they get in return. A certain amount of equity is necessary or the cooperation breaks down.

* People talk about a "dog eat dog" world, but most animals will not leave the unfortunate or wounded behind. Some animals, like sharks, they will. But social animals -- like primates and dolphins -- almost never will.

* In bonobos, the females are more powerful than the males. Not because they are stronger -- a single male is still stronger than a single female -- but because they form more effective cooperative alliances with other females.

* Watching these other species teaches us important information about our own society, but if things continue, the bonobos will probably be extinct by 2040 or 2050.

I go back and forth on sociobiology arguments, "we've evolved to be like X and that's our inner nature." Biology-as-destiny has been used to defend rape, for one thing. And accounts of what's "natural" usually say more about the observer than the observed.

But since social Darwinism is still so politically pervasive, it's nice to hear someone claiming empathy and equity are "natural" and evolved, that they may be innate human instincts.

ESA bill (aka, "Catching up on current events")

You gotta love ‘em, the Republicans. Always telling jokes. Yesterday, they passed a bill. The… wait for it…

The Threatened and Endangered Species Recovery Act.

Ha ha ha, they slay me!

No, really. They slay me. Or, they literally would, if I were an animal.

Rep. Pombo, from California's Central Valley, has also drafted legislation to sell America's National Parks -- oops, wrong link! Here's the nonfiction version.

The Republican co-author of the 1973 Endangered Species Act, Pete McCloskey, has said if no primary challenger in Pombo's district emerges to take Pombo on, he will move there himself and do it.

Here is Rep. Pombo's webpage. Don't miss his recipe for BBQ Marinade. Tastes great on kit fox!

More Polar Bear


















More from www.iapprovethismessiah.com:

This PDF on Rev. Moon's idea for a tunnel linking Alaska and Russia -- on the premise that that God wants a trans-Pacific commuter route named for the Reverend -- pauses only very briefly to survey the risk posed to the project by angry, tunnel-hating eco-nuts.

"It's possible that environmental groups will oppose the tunnel construction and demand the preservation of the polar region's ecosystem and the protection of polar bears and seals. "Therefore before starting construction, public opinion polls must be carried out all over the world and it is absolutely essential that a public relations campaign to educate environmental groups, concerned organizations and residents near the proposed construction sites be carried out as well."

But why wait for the public relations campaign? We could send letters now. Here's my first draft:

Thank you for providing information about Reverend Moon's "World Peace King Bridge-Tunnel." I am very interested in this project.

I like that it's "future-friendly," and I LOVE the image on page 23. The World Peace King Bridge-Tunnel is taller than, like, the ocean!

Do you possibly know who I might contact for more information? As an environmentalist, I appreciate the Church's desire to reach out to environmentalists about this issue.

But I don't need to wait for the U.N. to persuade me -- I'll bring my questions directly to you! I would like to explore several issues, including:

1) Can the Reverend spare a million or two every year to support Amtrak, aka The Peace Train? This could also support its expansion to Alaska, per page 33.

2) In light of his hope for "a new era of automobile travel," how does the Reverend feel about recent arguments suggesting we've nearly passed "peak oil," and that fossil fuel-based transport faces a limited future? Could he invest in developing alternate fuels or modes of transport to bring us into this "new era?" This would also cut down on our need to dominate other countries for their resources, = PEACE.

3) Has the Reverend considered a bridge allowing a person to drive from the Bahamas to the United States, as first proposed by the band The Dead Milkmen?

4) Will the Peace King Tunnel-Bridge have bicycle lanes? This is very important. It should also accommodate dogsled teams. (Especially since there is no ground transportation to either end of the Bridge-Tunnel.)

5) How would the construction of pipelines and the World King Bridge-Tunnel affect the majestic whale, closely linked to polar bears?

6) If Moon decides not to expand the use of fossil fuels, perhaps he could build the World Peace King Sailboat Fleet, complemented by the World Peace King Repository of Freely Available Bicycles To Borrow at key destinations? This would cost much less than $15 billion or so for a World Tunnel-Bridge.

7) I appreciate the Reverend's regard for "numerous floating icebergs crashing against the bridge during the winter" and for the total lack of winter sunlight, in his subsequent decision to build a Peace King Bridge-Tunnel instead of a Peace King Bridge. But what about seismic issues? Would frequent earthquakes in this region suggest that burrowing through the earth is not truly "God's fervent desire?"

8) Would it be more cost-efficient to simply reverse global warming and hopefully prompt a return of the Ice Ages? The lowering of sea level would connect many two continents (not just Alaska & Russia), it would also expand polar bear habitat!

Thank you for any help you can provide in suggesting to whom I should address these issues....

Friday, October 07, 2005

That explains everything











At IApproveThisMessiah.com, John Gorenfeld tells us that the Reverend Sun Myung Moon -- whose followers were once known as Moonies -- thinks of the white race as polar bears. (Because we're white and cute, right?? No.)

"When we talk about polar bears, we mean the white race. The black bears and brown bears will sit and meet and talk about the white race.* Nature says, 'White race, you are wrong.' Nature will work against you....

The white race always wants to sit on top
, so they go up and up and finally go beyond this limit... Once you go up and reach a certain level, you must come down. That is the way history moves. That is the sine curve. Western civilization went up, so it must come down..."
[* In another seech, here he adds, "One race cannot call another race the wrong race." In this speech, sounds like they can.]
If that's true, then it's all starting to make sense!

Warming Causes Record Arctic Ice Melt, U.S. Report Says
[Reuters, 9/28/05]
"Scientists say the Arctic is warming faster than the rest of the globe..."

"It noted the melting trend had shrunk Inuit hunting grounds and endangered polar bears, seals and other wildlife."
Global Warming To Hit Migratory And Static Species (including... guess who!)
[Reuters, 10/5/05]
"The Golden Toad has already paid the ultimate price of extinction and other species are expected to follow suit as the world warms....

"Birds, seals, penguins, polar bears, fish, whales and reptiles are among the thousands of threatened species..."
But after all this doom-and-gloom, here's a fun weekend activity: personalizing your own polar bear weathervane. Just don't use any fossil fuels in the process! Ha ha!